I was looking through some old emails, and it seems I emailed myself an old Yahoo Chat conversation from back in 2009?
And so I read it. It’s hilarious in a very sad sad way… and even sadder this is still how online dating is for me today.
Here is.. unedited other than name changes to protect the… weird.. the conversation:
Pat Lastname: hello
Pat Lastname has selected the “Falling Hearts” IMVironment.
Pat Lastname: you there
ME: who is this?
Pat Lastname: i’am Pat Lastname
ME: Do I know you?
Pat Lastname: i saw your profile on the {online dating} site and was very intrested in knowing you so i decided to add you up to mt list
ME: ah.. who are you on there?
ME: link to your profile?
Pat Lastname: i’am Pat
Pat Lastname: and my loggin name on there………..lovepat4me
ME: you’re separated?
Pat Lastname: i’ don’t understand
ME: your profile says you’re separated?
Pat Lastname: yea i’am legally separated
Pat Lastname: that’s it
ME: not divorced?
Pat Lastname: i will tell you
Pat Lastname: i was married to a woman i truely love and has given my heart to
ME: and?
Pat Lastname: i’am a petroleum engineer a due to the nature of my job i do travell for contract bases
ME: umm ok
Pat Lastname: ….and due to the inflence of some bad canadian girls she started taken hard drugs
Pat Lastname: and the drugs was then a habit on her that makes her became a junky a
Pat Lastname: she really fuck
ME: k
Pat Lastname: i feel sad each time i keep bringing back my memories to her
ME: So why not divorce?
Pat Lastname: i decided to have a legal sepration .coz of my only daughter
Pat Lastname: i have been legally seprated for bout 6 years now and have been lonely
ME: umm ok..
Pat Lastname: i’am just trying to have a life back here
Pat Lastname: i’am new on this site
Pat Lastname: hello…
Pat Lastname: you still here with me?
ME: I don’t think i’m the girl for you
Pat Lastname: why do you say that
Pat Lastname: ?
Pat Lastname: i have to get to know you
Pat Lastname: and then see what the fucture hold for both of us
Pat Lastname: what do you think?
ME: well.. I say this, because I don’t really see us getting along. You live too far away, and I don’t feel like having a long distance romance.. and you travel all the time which is not ideal for me at this point.
Pat Lastname: nope babe don’t say that …..you have already started concluding
Pat Lastname: that the main reason i say we have to talk a lil more to get to know bout each other
Pat Lastname: about the distance thing
Pat Lastname: distance have nothing to do with the heart…..i have made a vow to my self that if the lord God almighty is going to make me find my soul mate i am ready to do anything to make her happy
Pat Lastname: i want to have a happy family again and i want to love again
Pat Lastname: baby if you are truely the right woman for me mantion it and i promise i will make it up to you
ME: Ok.. 1st if you want a family again, you’ll need to divorce. Second, I can guarantee you.. I am not your soul mate
Pat Lastname: baby i have all the welth i need in this world to make us a happy family
Pat Lastname: baby who is legally seprated is seprated for life she is no maore now
Pat Lastname: after we se[preated due to much hard drug she pass out
Pat Lastname: she’s resting in the bossom of the lord i’will say
Pat Lastname: i need my happiness back
Pat Lastname: i need a life back and nothing more
Pat Lastname: you still here with me????????
ME: ok.. your ex is dead?
Pat Lastname: yea she’s dead
ME: ok then why don’t you list yourself as a widower
ME: not legally separated
Pat Lastname: you passout three years after we were seperated
ME: please stop contacting me.
Pat Lastname: she
Pat Lastname: why
Pat Lastname: you don’t have to say that
Pat Lastname: i am just telling you about myself and nothing more