They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and as it turns out it might work for me too….
First.. make sure I’m hungry. This isn’t that hard to do.
Second start talking about meat. I mean steak, ribs, more steak.. and make sure in your conversation that you show a real love and expertise at cooking it.
No fru-fru mumbo jumbo.. but salt, pepper, steak, fire (or other heat source will do).
Talk about manly accouterments like roasted potatoes, and blue cheese crumbles.
Get it detailed enough that I can in fact picture you with a big piece of meat, cooking it to perfection, with it’s appropriate sides… and laying that bad boy in front of me.
Until today, I really wouldn’t have thought it possible for me to be turned on by that.. but I would be wrong.
A man who knows… really knows.. how to handle his meat.. is fucking HOT.
PS… I’m hungry. Someone please take me out for steak now.