Aug 272011
 

I just started to find Rob Schneider sexy. Upon that realization, I got scared.

 

How long has it been since I’ve gotten laid? Am I that desperate? Oh no.. this can’t be good.

 

I’ve a very long history of hating Rob Schneider.  I’ve seen a few of his movies, and was in serious doubt of how he managed to make a movie. In most of his movies, he’s not even remotely attractive as a man. He’s silly, stupid, and the movies aren’t much better.

 

So when Netflix suggested “Men Behaving Badly” the US version, and I saw Rob Schneider was in it, I ignored it.

 

Then it was suggested again. And again.. and I was bored, so I watched it. (As for the actual show, the first season of the UK’s Men Behaving Badly is much better.)

 

At first, I was pretty sure someone should do the world a favor and just shoot Rob Schneider to put the world out of it’s misery.

 

Then I saw episode after episode (I’m mentioned that I was bored right?), and I started to really see Rob Schneider in a way that none of his movies have ever portrayed.

 

I started to find him sexy. Yes even with his clothes off. I started having really dirty thoughts.. about Rob Schneider.  Scared the ever living crap out of me.

 

That’s when I realized what I was seeing. Rob Schneider is fucking talented with moments of pure brilliance.

 

It was that and that alone that makes him sexy. Seriously sexy.

This is one of the reasons I’m finding dating so impossible. Rarely do I actually get to see a man doing something brilliant. Sure we can chit chat, and get to know each other.. and I know I’m not really vain when it comes to how they look or don’t look (which means I can’t rule anyone out based on that).. but really until I see them being brilliant.. I’m not really there and I’m not really invested.

 

Now it’s just trying to figure out how to best bring out their brilliance early. Any ideas?

 

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