Jun 192010
 
The Time MachineI really don’t think I fit in. I must have been born at the wrong time, or have some kind of brain tumor.

All the girls that I meet that are my age. Scare the crap out of me.

If I go about 5 yrs older, I seem to fare better.. but going about 7 yrs younger is about right.. or the closest I’ve seen.

The girls I meet that are my age are often married and pretty cool. Though their tastes in music, activities, and what they find attractive in men is often completely different from me.

The single gals my age that I’m meeting though.. are complete nightmares. Ok, one or two exceptions, but most of them scare the crap out of me.

I obviously missed the sex-attraction of the Bon Jovi and Guns-n-Roses craze. Tall skinny assed white boys with long scraggly hair is so much the opposite of anything I find attractive, yet most of the girls I’m meeting my age still find this look hot. (To me, Bon Jovi didn’t get hot until he cut his hair.. and then I reacted with “OMG he really is a man.”)

I suppose I should be happy that their tastes lie outside of my interest range, but it makes it hard to find things in common. As I’ve mentioned previously, I can’t do hair band music on a regular basis, nor can I do long periods of “classic 70’s rock”… both after a while (much shorter time span on the 70’s rock btw) make me wish I was on something to endure it. And since I don’t do drugs.. its not that fun.

But I keep trying. I keep thinking that there has to be at least one other woman my age who likes the stuff I like and isn’t way damn crazy.

This really shouldn’t be a shock to me. Since I grew up in a small town with anti-social parents, and went to a church regularly which no one in town went to… I was pretty isolated. Other than the close neighbors (one boy my age), every kid I knew or hung out with outside of school was about 4 years older than me or 4 years younger than me (my church had no one within 4 years of my age either direction). I never really did connect much with the kids in my class.

Astaire & Rogers Collection, Vol. 1 (Top Hat / Swing Time / Follow the Fleet / Shall We Dance / The Barkleys of Broadway)So maybe its just habit of always being thrown in with an older crowd or a much younger crowd? Maybe its just been too many years of being independent and doing my own thing?


I suppose while others were watching men grow their hair out and jamming to their hair band music.. I was watching Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers black and whites on PBS. Or specials with Sammy Davis Jr, Sinatra, and their like.

You put a well groomed, clean shaven, smart short cut haired man into a suit or tux, and you’ve caught my eye. If he can also dance like Astaire or Gene Kelly, I’m swooning. If he can also croon a good tune, I’m completely smitten and will stalk him for the rest of his life.

Which is probably why I have a pretty good crush on Matthew Morrison (Glee). (He’s probably gay though.. if he’s not, there’s probably a line acround the corner of women trying to catch him and I’m a little too lazy for that. I’ll see if I can’t find someone like him who is “undiscovered’ instead.)

Speaking of “Undiscovered”.. one of my favorite albums.. Undiscovered by James Morrison. Luv luv luv. (see… no ADD here at all!)

But back to the point.. Finding women my age who like this kind of music.. is hard. Sadly its just as difficult to find men my age that have similar tastes.. Or maybe its just my luck I’m not finding them?

Or I might just be a transplant from another era… lost in this time..

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  4 Responses to “Where Did I Put My Time Machine?”

  1. I vote for a transplant for another era! If so make sure you find your time machine go back before something was invented, go back invent it, then come back and share all that money with me!!! But seriously, your not nearly as out of date as you might think, that or maybe I'm from a different era too. No wonder we get along so well ๐Ÿ˜›

  2. I vote for a transplant for another era! If so make sure you find your time machine go back before something was invented, go back invent it, then come back and share all that money with me!!! But seriously, your not nearly as out of date as you might think, that or maybe I'm from a different era too. No wonder we get along so well ๐Ÿ˜›

  3. Too funny. I've always thought I was a fugitive from the 20's myself, save for the fact I feel like a guy wearing a refrigerator box when putting a suit on, as I've always subversively loved the idea of walking around in a top hat or derby like they did then. I blame my own retro identity crisis to the fact that I was the youngest of 5 boys so my parents basically raised me in a retirement community where character was beaten into me from an early age on as something you treat like gold.

    I think that's what I find so disillusioning about the modern generation, and to a degree, terrifying about dating them (not that I look down on them for it, just don't ID w/it): there doesn't seem to be a lot of patience to grow relationships in them. It's all instantaneous entitlement and, by nature, spot judgments of who they will or won't interact w/as such.

    And yes, their taste in music isn't quite as good as past generations even though I don't typically reach as far back as you do for solace from it ๐Ÿ˜‰

  4. Too funny. I've always thought I was a fugitive from the 20's myself, save for the fact I feel like a guy wearing a refrigerator box when putting a suit on, as I've always subversively loved the idea of walking around in a top hat or derby like they did then. I blame my own retro identity crisis to the fact that I was the youngest of 5 boys so my parents basically raised me in a retirement community where character was beaten into me from an early age on as something you treat like gold.

    I think that's what I find so disillusioning about the modern generation, and to a degree, terrifying about dating them (not that I look down on them for it, just don't ID w/it): there doesn't seem to be a lot of patience to grow relationships in them. It's all instantaneous entitlement and, by nature, spot judgments of who they will or won't interact w/as such.

    And yes, their taste in music isn't quite as good as past generations even though I don't typically reach as far back as you do for solace from it ๐Ÿ˜‰

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